Class Vignettes

Lesson: Adverbs
Teacher: How do you lick an ice cream?

Student: I lick it up and down.
Class: *laughter*


Lesson: Sentence Errors
Before prayer.
T: You button your polo shirt up; you're not a pornstar.

S1: (buttons his shirt)
S2 at the back: I am a pornstar (sing and dance)

Now imagine this guy in a school uniform...And gyrating like a worm.

T: Oh, so you wan't to be a pornstar? Come here on the platform, strip off your clothes. You want a demonstration here in front?
Class: *laughter*

S2: *blushes* No, ma'am.

Lesson: Simple Past
T: What did you do last night?
S: I jerked off.

The legend of Boy Jerk Off...

Class: *deadly silence*

And the girls suddenly looked interested.

Seriously, these students are too sex-deprived.

Most Challenged Books

Brought a 2010 almanac and found this section about the "Most Challenged Books". Listed there are the titles of the books and the reasons why they were challenged. And the reasons were homosexuality, violence, religious viewpoints and political viewpoints. Well, fuck, I downloaded and read one or two of them without batting an eyelash.

Point is, if you challenge a book, you are actually luring readers to read the whole fucking thing which you don't want to happen in the first place.

So far, it has been an interesting read, and so far I am not offended at all. So what if American teenagers are having sex while in high school? Don't we know that universally? So what if these teeners are gay and are banging on each other while on drugs? It's not like they won't do it anymore once they have their own families. It's more like, you know, they do fuck each other while on drugs for practice.

Why aren't these moral freaks reacting to the sex, drugs and all the yummy things that are in TV and now in our youth's minds? Talk about consistency again, people.

And mind you, I haven't even read everything, yet. And that's telling something.