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Monday, August 8, 2011

Life Lessons For Twenty-Somethings


1. Learn how to drive.

But learn not to wreck cars.
2. Move out from your parents' house.

Chrissakes, move out!

Very important. We cannot be forever sucking the life out of our parents.

3. Live life and live it according to your age.


Don't postpone being a teenager in your teenage years because you might end up acting like one in your adult years.

4. Once you start comparing your youth's time to this generation's time; you're well on your way to becoming old.

Well on your way to smelling the flowers and tending to some Nazi grandkids.

5. Man up and be responsible with the choices you make.


This is actually my concern with our schools. The school culture of blaming everything to the teachers doesn't teach the students accountability at all. If you get drunk and wind up waking at somebody's house; don't blame the bartender. It is you who chose to be drunk so shut you lazy fat-ass mouth up and own your actions.

6. Treasure your friends
Keep in tabs. Call them. Find a way to make them feel that you still care.

7. Learn to fucking take a break

Learn to live

There will always be work and it will sprout up as many times as you want to pee, but you will only have one life, so enjoy it while you're at it.

8. Document your life

Be a camera whore

So you know that you happened and that you are not just a name on a birth certificate and a tombstone.

I have a lot to learn, yes, but I also have a lot to offer.

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