Lesson: Adverbs
Teacher: How do you lick an ice cream?
Student: I lick it up and down.
Class: *laughter*
Lesson: Sentence Errors
Before prayer.
T: You button your polo shirt up; you're not a pornstar.
S1: (buttons his shirt)
S2 at the back: I am a pornstar (sing and dance)
T: Oh, so you wan't to be a pornstar? Come here on the platform, strip off your clothes. You want a demonstration here in front?
Class: *laughter*
Lesson: Simple Past
T: What did you do last night?
S: I jerked off.
Class: *deadly silence*
Seriously, these students are too sex-deprived.
Teacher: How do you lick an ice cream?
Student: I lick it up and down.
Class: *laughter*
Lesson: Sentence Errors
Before prayer.
T: You button your polo shirt up; you're not a pornstar.
S1: (buttons his shirt)
S2 at the back: I am a pornstar (sing and dance)
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| Now imagine this guy in a school uniform...And gyrating like a worm. |
Class: *laughter*
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| S2: *blushes* No, ma'am. |
T: What did you do last night?
S: I jerked off.
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| The legend of Boy Jerk Off... |
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| And the girls suddenly looked interested. |
Seriously, these students are too sex-deprived.
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